Why couldn't my mother be time for videogames instead of a person who gave birth to, and raised me?

Well I was finally able to get Pokemon Diamond. I wasn't able to get it the day it came out because god hates blacks, so now I have spend a lot of time playing it so as not to get left behind by my friend who got the game the day it came out and has been playing it since even knowing that I wasn't able to get it yet. In my homeland of Kazakhstan he would be stoned to death for his insolence.

but I don't have alot of time for that because of me schedule. who knew taking 18 credit this semester would come back to haunt me. If only I had a time machine, then I could go back in time to change every decision I every made to the right one. oh well...