Official Kool Kids Klub Post # 12! OMG! its Gonna be Super Special Spectacular!!!!!

Today, I realized that i will probably fail a gym class. that is all.

This video makes my life hurt

He's like another version of r.kelly....minus the pissing on children stuff.

Why couldn't my mother be time for videogames instead of a person who gave birth to, and raised me?

Well I was finally able to get Pokemon Diamond. I wasn't able to get it the day it came out because god hates blacks, so now I have spend a lot of time playing it so as not to get left behind by my friend who got the game the day it came out and has been playing it since even knowing that I wasn't able to get it yet. In my homeland of Kazakhstan he would be stoned to death for his insolence.

but I don't have alot of time for that because of me schedule. who knew taking 18 credit this semester would come back to haunt me. If only I had a time machine, then I could go back in time to change every decision I every made to the right one. oh well...

IZ ALL IN DEM EYZ

Name that emotion.

Move over Jesus! I've got a new savior now.

This stuff is great. Not only does it taste like heaven, it can save marraiges, cure cancer, and turn water into wine.

What's in the sauce boss?

Ever wonder what makes that sauce so secret? Well wonder no more!!

BIG MAC™ Special Sauce

Ingredients:

1/4 cup KRAFT Miracle Whip
1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 Tablespoons,heaping, WISHBONE deluxe french salad dressing (the orange stuff)
1/2 Tablespoon HEINZ sweet relish
2 teaspooons, heaping, VLASIC dill pickle relish (Heinz dill relish also works)
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon dried, minced onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon ketchup
1/8 teaspoon salt

Mix everything very well in a small container. There better be no streaks! Microwave 25 seconds, and stir well again. Cover, and refrigerate at LEAST 1 hour before using.( to allow all of
the flavors to "meld". ) Makes nearly 1 cup...enough for about 8 Big Macs™.

I'll have to keep a low profile...they send the hamburglar out to "erase" those who leak this kind of information...



We're on to you!...you sick sadistic bastard...

Sidwinder's Gift to the World

Today I did absolutely nothing except screw around and eat mcdonalds, I felt that this was extremelely noteworthy so I didnt' waste time jotting it down in this blog so that the world would instantly become a better place.




now I can die knowing that my purpose in life has been fulfilled.

The Addiction Files

!NERD ALERT!

If the nerd alert scared you off i'm sure the porn drew you back in! I'm completely in love with the game Magic the Gathering. It requires stratagy and thinking "outside the box". I'm sure it's something even the anti-nerds could enjoy.

!NERD ALERT!

Indeed...Life is Beautiful....

I've lost the will to live. Sanjaya has been voted off Idol! I'll miss him dearly...If I was drinking a 40 right now i'd pour a bit on my carpet in honor of him.

He just really loves the smell of curry.

Actor Richard Gere has sparked protests in India after kissing Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty at an Aids awareness rally in New Delhi.

The Addiction Files

One of my latest addictions is the nintendo ds. It's fun people. It also far outshines the PSP in terms of it's game library. I'll be posting my "friend code" soon so those of you who want to battle it up with me in Poke Man Diamond/Pearl can. I'll post my Wii number soon also.

At Least 32 Dead After Virginia Tech University Shooting

Looks like my pork fried rice will be delivered a little late tonight....